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PostSubject: Funnny Random Jokes   Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:48 pm

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign
on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.

He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!


*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'


looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,

she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'


colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a
convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was


sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.


was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
way the head is turned...


couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your
plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)


working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces.
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PostSubject: Re: Funnny Random Jokes   Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:31 am

thats Spaming Arrow
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PostSubject: Re: Funnny Random Jokes   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:34 am

no its not dude its jokes
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